"Mom, do you know any super, smart-smart people?"
"Um....other than me and D?"
(Don't judge me. I still get away with "Because I'm a mom and I know everything.")
"Moooooom, no! Someone super, super, SUPER smart!"
(Well, that answers that question. We're talking serious smart, here, not garden-variety parent smart.)
"I have some uncles who are pretty smart. Why?"
"Because I need someone who can build me a machine to transport me inside a video game."
Me, thinking: "Darn it, Tron."
D, piping up: "Why?"
"So I can be a Pokemon trainer."
It's several days later and the job is still open. He's still asking, too. Don't destroy my little boy's dreams now, people. There's GOT to be someone that smart around.
My slightly-insane life and times
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